I’ve already taken 4 ibuprofen since 8 this morning and I am still in pain and I have to go to work in a half hour and be there and smile at customers for 8 fucking hours

fuckyeahsexeducation:

This blog brought to you by someone from one of those grey states.

fuckyeahsexeducation:

This blog brought to you by someone from one of those grey states.

"We promise not to screw it up."
Marissa Mayer, on the Tumblr acquisition  as announced via press release on Yahoo’s Tumblr. Exclamation: Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !!  (via jessbennett)
firelordazula:


The Prime Directive.


starfleet pls

firelordazula:

The Prime Directive.

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starfleet pls

psa

bearsatan:

I AM PRETTY SURE ABBA HAS LIKE SOME OF THE BEST-CONSTRUCTED BASSLINES IN THE HISTORY OF POPULAR MUSIC.

IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE WRONG.

I have way too much social anxiety to be driving a stick shift as badly as I drive a stick shift